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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,615thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,597th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Accepts cash only
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Guunlat

Population11.253 billion

CapitalGrandlat
LeaderJoseph Fulton
FaithChristianity

CurrencyRuble
AnimalLeopard Gecko

The Republic of Guunlat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Fulton with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.253 billion Guuns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grandlat. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Guunie economy, worth 934 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,040 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guunlat's national animal is the Leopard Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guunlat is ranked 221,786th in the world and 6th in Liberty Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 8.86 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,615thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,283rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,642ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,795thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14,242ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,037thMost Stationary: 17,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,212thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,496thMost Cultured: 21,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,095thHighest Economic Output: 23,909thSmartest Citizens: 23,915thMost Developed: 24,424thMost Influential: 24,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,132ndSafest: 26,149thHighest Food Quality: 26,179th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guunlat, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Guunlat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Guunlat, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Guunlat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Guunlat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Guunlat, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Guunlat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Guunlat, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
  • : Guunlat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Guunlat, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Guunie democracy.

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