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Most Devout: 3,899thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,185th
The Imperial Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
Xaadas TlagŠay t'Šlg hlan-gwŠay!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Guuj Xaat Kil

Population4.124 billion

LeaderEmperor Yahl Tlgunghung


The Imperial Commonwealth of Guuj Xaat Kil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.124 billion Haidas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'laatuu. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guuj Xaat Kilian economy, worth 583 trillion YŠahls a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,427 YŠahls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guuj Xaat Kil's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is SdŠansaangaa.

Guuj Xaat Kil is ranked 23,744th in the world and 12th in Federation of Allies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.66 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Devout: 3,899thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,185thLargest Mining Sector: 6,308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,897thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,019thLargest Black Market: 8,722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,869thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,203rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,531stHighest Average Incomes: 16,289thMost Developed: 17,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,897thMost Cultured: 19,470thLargest Governments: 20,813thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,229thLowest Crime Rates: 23,744thMost Efficient Economies: 24,171st

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