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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,561st
The Gothic State of
Iron Fist Socialists
ᚢᚾᛊᚨᚱ ᚾᚨᛗᛟ ᛁᛊᛏ ᛁᚾ ᚷᚢᛏᛁᛊᚲ!
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Civil Rights
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Economy
All-Consuming
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Gutaiai

Population950 million

Capitalᚲᛁᚢᛊ
Leaderᚨᚢᚾᛞᚨᚱ ᚠᛁᚲᛏᛁᚢᛊᛁᛟ

Currencyᚷᚢᛚᚦᛊᚲᚨᛏᛏᛊ
AnimalWhite-tailed eagle

The Gothic State of Gutaiai is a huge, genial nation, ruled by ᚨᚢᚾᛞᚨᚱ ᚠᛁᚲᛏᛁᚢᛊᛁᛟ with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 950 million Goths are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᚲᛁᚢᛊ. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gothic economy, worth 101 trillion ᚷᚢᛚᚦᛊᚲᚨᛏᛏᛊs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,153 ᚷᚢᛚᚦᛊᚲᚨᛏᛏᛊs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gutaiai's national animal is the White-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gutaiai is ranked 26,265th in the world and 104th in Europe for Nudest, with 213.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,561stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,760thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,172ndBest Weather: 9,178thMost Secular: 9,757thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,239thMost Inclusive: 12,782ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,328thSmartest Citizens: 14,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,579thMost Developed: 18,908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,858thLargest Black Market: 20,455th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 102nd in the regionNudest: 104th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Gutaiai lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
  • : Gutaiai lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
  • : Gutaiai lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gutaiai, ᚨᚢᚾᛞᚨᚱ ᚠᛁᚲᛏᛁᚢᛊᛁᛟ's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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