The Republic of Gustav Ernest Des the Other 76 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.331 billion Gustav Ernest Des the Other 76ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Gustav Ernest Des the Other 76ian economy, worth 279 trillion Pulse Rifle Ammos a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,937 Pulse Rifle Ammos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and the Gustav Ernest Des The Other 76ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustav Ernest Des the Other 76's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gustav Ernest Des the Other 76 is ranked 117,861^st in the world and 29^th in Valentine Day for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.93 law-abiding acts per hour.