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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th Most Influential: 58th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,402nd
The Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Surgite et Pugnate!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population14.57 billion

LeaderKing Marcus

AnimalGuinea Pig

The Monarchy of Guslantis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Marcus with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 14.57 billion Guslants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigletville. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guslant economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Guslates a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,930 Guslates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and Guslantis successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guslantis's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Messianism.

Guslantis is ranked 117,506th in the world and 6,543rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.46 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6thMost Influential: 58thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,402ndMost Devout: 4,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,081stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,100thMost Pacifist: 5,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,941stBest Weather: 6,052ndNicest Citizens: 6,439thLowest Crime Rates: 6,531stMost Stationary: 7,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,565thTop
Safest: 8,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,032ndLargest Populations: 10,036thHealthiest Citizens: 11,249thHighest Economic Output: 11,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,841stLargest Governments: 15,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,396th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 128th in the regionMost Stationary: 159th in the regionMost Devout: 188th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 288th in the regionMost Pacifist: 298th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 300th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 318th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionBest Weather: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionNicest Citizens: 363rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 366th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 430th in the regionSafest: 457th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 558th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 610th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 659th in the regionLargest Governments: 705th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 838th in the region

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