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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 1,766thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,004th
The Jewel of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Surgite et Pugnate!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Minister of Culture
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Guslantis

Population19.134 billion

CapitalPigletville
LeaderQueen Leah

CurrencyGuslate
AnimalGuinea Pig

The Jewel of Guslantis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Leah with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 19.134 billion Guslanteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigletville. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guslantean economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Guslates a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,678 Guslates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guslantis's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guslantis is ranked 15,540th in the world and 827th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 72.2 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,004thBest Weather: 3,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,165thMost Pacifist: 4,222ndNicest Citizens: 4,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,697thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,075thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,595thMost Developed: 8,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,546thHighest Economic Output: 9,704thMost Devout: 10,388thMost Inclusive: 10,707thSafest: 10,907thLargest Governments: 11,115thHighest Food Quality: 11,568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,040thLargest Populations: 12,342ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,642ndSmartest Citizens: 15,540thMost Efficient Economies: 19,483rdMost Cultured: 23,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,516thMost Average: 25,922nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 185th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 199th in the regionLargest Populations: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 249th in the regionNicest Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Devout: 288th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 339th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 344th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 430th in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 495th in the regionMost Average: 512th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 524th in the regionMost Developed: 529th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 541st in the regionMost Influential: 567th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 578th in the regionMost Inclusive: 630th in the regionSafest: 638th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 671st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 827th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 856th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,136th in the region

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