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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th Most Influential: 59th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,319th
The Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Surgite et Pugnate!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population12.894 billion

LeaderQueen Leah

AnimalGuinea Pig

The Monarchy of Guslantis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Leah with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 12.894 billion Guslants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigletville. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guslant economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Guslates a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,767 Guslates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and Guslantis successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guslantis's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Messianism.

Guslantis is ranked 28,780th in the world and 1,494th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 61.04 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4thMost Influential: 59thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,319thMost Devout: 4,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,009thMost Pacifist: 5,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,001stLowest Crime Rates: 6,430thNicest Citizens: 6,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,585thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,662ndBest Weather: 7,207thTop
Most Stationary: 8,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,967thSafest: 9,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,688thLargest Populations: 10,746thHealthiest Citizens: 11,424thHighest Economic Output: 11,716thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,633rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 150th in the regionMost Devout: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 286th in the regionMost Pacifist: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 305th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 315th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionNicest Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379th in the regionBest Weather: 386th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 451st in the regionSafest: 468th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 470th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 603rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 680th in the regionLargest Governments: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 697th in the region

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