Population | 4.177 billion |
Capital | Renardville |
Leader | Gupy Oliver CANERO |
Faith | Agnostic apatheism |
Currency | Gupio |
Animal | Fox |
The 🏡👒📚🏭🍸🦊🏛🚩 of Gupioli East is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gupy Oliver CANERO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.177 billion Gupiolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renardville. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gupiolian economy, worth 714 trillion Gupios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 171,031 Gupios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gupioli East's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic apatheism.
Gupioli East is ranked 148,867th in the world and 5th in The Alepocratic Federation of Gupioli for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,357.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gupioli East was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Gupioli East, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
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Gupioli East, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in
Gupioli East, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
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Gupioli East, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
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Gupioli East, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
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Gupioli East was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Gupioli East, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
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Gupioli East, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
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Gupioli East, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.