The Empire of Gunfreak is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 40.553 billion Gunfreakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gunfreak City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Gunfreakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,977 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,078 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors fax when they need facts fast, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and when their backs are against the walls Gunfreakians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunfreak's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gunfreak is ranked 881^st in the world and 42^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 167.24 law-abiding acts per hour.