by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 24thBest Weather: 25thLongest Average Lifespans: 44th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
All you're base are belong to us
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population40.553 billion

CapitalGunfreak City


The Empire of Gunfreak is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 40.553 billion Gunfreakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gunfreak City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Gunfreakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,977 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,078 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors fax when they need facts fast, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and when their backs are against the walls Gunfreakians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunfreak's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gunfreak is ranked 881st in the world and 42nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 167.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

Healthiest Citizens: 24thBest Weather: 25thLongest Average Lifespans: 44thMost Beautiful Environments: 77thMost Pacifist: 180thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 239thSafest: 252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 394thMost Secular: 399thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 478thLeast Corrupt Governments: 583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 603rdSmartest Citizens: 669thLargest Welfare Programs: 710thNicest Citizens: 757thLargest Governments: 816thLargest Populations: 880thLowest Crime Rates: 881stHighest Food Quality: 993rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,931stTop
Highest Economic Output: 4,167thMost Inclusive: 4,642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,521stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,563rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,851stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,480thMost Income Equality: 27,320th
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 368th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 519th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 743rd in the regionNudest: 779th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 812th in the regionMost Income Equality: 839th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 905th in the region

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