The Grand Duchy of Gun Mor Soungtoples is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Paul McAnte with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.559 billion Gun Mor Soungtoplesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GMS Megapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gun Mor Soungtoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,734 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,545 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Gun Mor Soungtoples" on tails, Sir Paul McAnte spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, and former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gun Mor Soungtoples's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Gun Mor Soungtoples is ranked 35,444^th in the world and 6^th in Nova Historiae for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.76 law-abiding acts per hour.