The People's Republic of Guitermot is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cassius Dux with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 2.37 billion Guitermotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caprae City. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Guitermotian economy, worth 253 trillion mots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,790 mots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Guitermot flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, the blood on the hands of Cassius Dux may not be metaphorical, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Cassius Dux is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guitermot's national animal is the markhor goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guitermot is ranked 8,744^th in the world and 167^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.78 bananas ingested per day.