The Ambassador of Guinea Kiribati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Malady UnNamed with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 6.336 billion Guinea Kiribatians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guinea Kiribati City. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guinea Kiribatian economy, worth 259 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,941 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, light entertainment isn't dead, and a major religion has been named as Guinea Kiribati's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Kiribati's national animal is the parrot.

Guinea Kiribati is ranked 66,157^th in the world and 4^th in Guinea Kiribati for Most Pacifist, with 94.55 cheeks turned per day.