by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 5,811thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,571st
The Armed Republic of
Conservative Democracy
We Live To Die!
Founder / Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population415 million

CapitalGuetzland city


The Armed Republic of Guetzland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 415 million Guetzlandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guetzland city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Guetzlandian economy, worth 24.7 trillion Belugacoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,465 Belugacoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Guetzland city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Guetzland's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guetzland is ranked 48,135th in the world and 1st in Warlord alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,061.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 5,811thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 26,571st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guetzland's influence in Warlord alliance fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Guetzland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Guetzland's influence in Warlord alliance rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Dominator".
  • : Guetzland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Guetzland was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Guetzland applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Guetzland created a custom banner.
  • : Guetzland altered its national flag.
  • : Guetzland altered its national flag.
  • : Guetzland altered its national flag.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.