The Haughty Idiot of Guess and Check is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.903 billion Guess and Checkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The strong Guess and Checkian economy, worth 398 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 50,468 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guess and Check's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guess and Check is ranked 60,508^th in the world and 152^nd in The Union of Democratic States for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.