The Haughty Idiot of Guess and Check is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.894 billion Guess and Checkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The strong Guess and Checkian economy, worth 364 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,844 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Guess and Checkians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, the government is reining in public spending, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guess and Check's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guess and Check is ranked 214,840^th in the world and 356^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.