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Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Guer Aike

Population4.906 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.906 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 538,703 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 3,303rd in the world and 191st in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,206.49 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 124thMost Subsidized Industry: 130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199thMost Influential: 218thHighest Average Incomes: 224thMost Corrupt Governments: 273rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 338thMost Efficient Economies: 374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 464thMost Armed: 527thLargest Governments: 629thLargest Black Market: 638thLowest Crime Rates: 803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,105thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,197thSmartest Citizens: 1,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,201stMost Developed: 1,586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,662ndRudest Citizens: 1,771stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,391stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,303rdMost Devout: 3,973rdMost Cultured: 5,093rdHighest Economic Output: 5,705thNudest: 5,966thHealthiest Citizens: 6,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,893rdMost Conservative: 7,686thLargest Mining Sector: 9,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,291stTop
Most Authoritarian: 16,865thMost Stationary: 22,468th
Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionNudest: 208th in the regionMost Cultured: 261st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 346th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 385th in the regionMost Conservative: 389th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 404th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 451st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 639th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 803rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 860th in the region

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