The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.52 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 471,294 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 376^th in the world and 11^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 471,294.67 Standard Monetary Units.