The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.319 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 507,110 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,528 per year while the poor average 142,966, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 5,049^th in the world and 293^rd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,987.33 Tourists Per Hour.