The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.575 billion Guer Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 4,992 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 659,022 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's no weight to modern politics, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 469^th in the world and 22^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 30,299.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.