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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 129th Most Influential: 1,455th Most Conservative: 4,044th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Liberate me
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Guer Aike

Population468 million

CapitalR'lyeh

CurrencyNight Terror
AnimalShoggoth

The Oppressed Peoples of Guer Aike is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 468 million Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 65.7 trillion Night Terrors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,397 Night Terrors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in R'lyeh, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and governments opposing Guer Aike are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guer Aike is ranked 15,519th in the world and 794th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 66.18 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 129thMost Influential: 1,455thTop
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Most Conservative: 4,044thNudest: 4,044thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,622ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,067thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,094thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,652ndMost Armed: 7,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,888thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,924thLargest Black Market: 13,355thHighest Average Incomes: 14,860thMost Secular: 15,519th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionNudest: 131st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 265th in the regionMost Armed: 273rd in the regionMost Conservative: 287th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionLargest Black Market: 349th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 409th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 550th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 559th in the regionMost Influential: 588th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 618th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 640th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 677th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 724th in the regionMost Secular: 794th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 834th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of New Dele.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, governments opposing Guer Aike are beset by rebels.
  • : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Balimut.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in R'lyeh.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Slavic Republic of Kirostan.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.

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