The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.52 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 567,570 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 231,588^th in the world and 8,936^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 3.74 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.