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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28thMost Subsidized Industry: 49thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Guer Aike

Population7.575 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.575 billion Guer Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 4,992 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 659,022 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's no weight to modern politics, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 469th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 30,299.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28thMost Subsidized Industry: 49thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Valuable International Artwork: 50thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57thMost Patriotic: 60thLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112thHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Corrupt Governments: 140thMost Efficient Economies: 160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 178thMost Influential: 242ndLargest Governments: 284thLowest Crime Rates: 341stLargest Black Market: 353rdMost Armed: 357thLargest Agricultural Sector: 442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 466thMost Advanced Public Education: 469thSmartest Citizens: 551stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 692ndLargest Insurance Industry: 746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 784thMost Beautiful Environments: 806thMost Developed: 847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 883rdLongest Average Lifespans: 952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,113thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,672ndMost Devout: 1,923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,515thHighest Economic Output: 2,529thMost Cultured: 2,551stHealthiest Citizens: 2,724thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,128thRudest Citizens: 4,316thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,326thNudest: 6,110thMost Authoritarian: 9,313thMost Conservative: 11,565thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,823rdMost Stationary: 17,146thLargest Mining Sector: 20,643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 22,614th
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 134th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionNudest: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionRudest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Stationary: 467th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 536th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 566th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 646th in the regionMost Conservative: 694th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 853rd in the regionMost Extreme: 877th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,076th in the region

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