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Most Valuable International Artwork: 46thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
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Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Guer Aike

Population2.476 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.476 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 980 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 396,076 Souls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,599,448 per year while the poor average 65,465, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Shoggoths and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 173,505th in the world and 9,196th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3.34 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 46thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 228thMost Influential: 234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 460thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 611thMost Subsidized Industry: 622ndHighest Average Incomes: 677thLargest Agricultural Sector: 746thMost Armed: 938thMost Corrupt Governments: 952ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,185thLargest Black Market: 1,369thMost Efficient Economies: 1,480thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,125thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,411thLargest Governments: 2,418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,882ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,991stMost Developed: 3,014thLowest Crime Rates: 3,655thSmartest Citizens: 3,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,112thNudest: 4,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,009thLargest Mining Sector: 6,368thRudest Citizens: 7,065thMost Conservative: 8,523rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,669thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,805thMost Cultured: 13,031stMost Authoritarian: 13,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,141stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,906thHighest Economic Output: 15,906th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128th in the regionNudest: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 179th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 201st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 320th in the regionRudest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 417th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 504th in the regionMost Conservative: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 533rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 551st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 622nd in the regionMost Cultured: 635th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 730th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 731st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 754th in the region

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