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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Guer Aike

Population5.52 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.52 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 567,570 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 231,588th in the world and 8,936th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 3.74 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 64thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78thMost Subsidized Industry: 87thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thLargest Information Technology Sector: 154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 169thMost Patriotic: 182ndHighest Average Incomes: 187thMost Influential: 215thMost Corrupt Governments: 233rdMost Efficient Economies: 306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 381stMost Armed: 443rdLargest Governments: 535thLargest Black Market: 538thLowest Crime Rates: 699thHighest Average Tax Rates: 829thMost Advanced Public Education: 992ndSmartest Citizens: 1,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,210thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,211thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,500thMost Developed: 1,502ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,932ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,378thRudest Citizens: 2,593rdMost Devout: 3,883rdMost Cultured: 4,168thHighest Economic Output: 4,641stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,680thNudest: 5,756thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,768thHealthiest Citizens: 6,841stMost Conservative: 7,328thLargest Mining Sector: 9,920thMost Authoritarian: 10,377thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,419thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,116thMost Stationary: 20,645th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Devout: 173rd in the regionNudest: 195th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 204th in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionMost Conservative: 358th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 387th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 412th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 496th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 572nd in the regionMost Stationary: 593rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 632nd in the region

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