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Most Valuable International Artwork: 35thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Guer Aike

Population4.319 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.319 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 507,110 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,528 per year while the poor average 142,966, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 5,049th in the world and 293rd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,987.33 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 35thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145thMost Subsidized Industry: 171stMost Influential: 201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 234thHighest Average Incomes: 297thMost Corrupt Governments: 364thLargest Agricultural Sector: 444thMost Efficient Economies: 484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 552ndMost Armed: 600thLargest Black Market: 724thLargest Governments: 829thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,054thLowest Crime Rates: 1,131stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,475thSmartest Citizens: 1,600thMost Developed: 1,888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,149thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,365thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,008thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,049thMost Cultured: 6,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,110thNudest: 6,128thRudest Citizens: 6,221stLargest Mining Sector: 6,905thHighest Economic Output: 6,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,537thMost Devout: 10,389thMost Conservative: 10,410thMost Authoritarian: 10,614thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,614th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 213th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 228th in the regionNudest: 245th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rd in the regionMost Cultured: 310th in the regionRudest Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 327th in the regionMost Devout: 395th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 500th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 535th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Stationary: 699th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 838th in the regionMost Extreme: 982nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,044th in the region

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