The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.906 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 538,703 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, and people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 3,303^rd in the world and 191^st in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,206.49 Tourists Per Hour.