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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
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Civil Rights
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Guer Aike

Population3.52 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.52 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 471,294 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 376th in the world and 11th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 471,294.67 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Influential: 184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212thMost Subsidized Industry: 262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 363rdHighest Average Incomes: 376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 413thMost Corrupt Governments: 496thMost Armed: 722ndMost Efficient Economies: 731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 751stLargest Black Market: 883rdLargest Governments: 1,206thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,633rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,964thTop
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Most Developed: 2,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,249thSmartest Citizens: 2,366thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,916thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,547thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,644thNudest: 5,709thMost Conservative: 6,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,430thMost Cultured: 7,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,747thRudest Citizens: 8,094thMost Authoritarian: 8,427thHighest Economic Output: 9,342ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,914thTop
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Most Devout: 13,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,892nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 374th in the regionRudest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Conservative: 410th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 426th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 496th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 497th in the regionMost Devout: 544th in the regionMost Stationary: 808th in the regionMost Extreme: 846th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 918th in the region

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