by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,277thMost Influential: 3,180thBest Weather: 4,859th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedom

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Population1.678 billion



The Empire of Guccistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mydina with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.678 billion Guccistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The powerhouse Guccistanian economy, worth 152 trillion Emers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,054 Emers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.

Guccistan is ranked 1,277th in the world and 768th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 155 valid endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,277thTop
Most Influential: 3,180thBest Weather: 4,859thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,201stMost Pacifist: 8,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,500thNicest Citizens: 11,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,995thMost Patriotic: 12,017thHealthiest Citizens: 12,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,866thMost Inclusive: 13,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,425thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,836thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,542ndHighest Food Quality: 15,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,688thSafest: 26,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,506th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 196th in the regionBest Weather: 287th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 394th in the regionMost Patriotic: 467th in the regionMost Pacifist: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 542nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 607th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 645th in the regionNicest Citizens: 646th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 666th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 679th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 691st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 704th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 719th in the regionMost Inclusive: 757th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 768th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 784th in the regionMost Influential: 799th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 813th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 849th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 880th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 886th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 987th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,017th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,071st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,229th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,292nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,326th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guccistan was endorsed by The Federation of The Marions.
  • : Guccistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.
  • : Guccistan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Guccistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » KAP03land, Ellbonnia, Hardscrabble, Shibutani, Siwale, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Tachycardia, Guer Aike, Card Kingdom, Ayuzhhhhh, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Bagojo, Ethnon, Gorundu, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Notyoutopia, Aenglaland, Regallio, Koda-Land, Corfad, Q w e r t y, The Erie Doctrine, Yaorozu, Federation Terra Australis, Harjad, Sojenre, Votak Matim, Bongo Mountain, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Sinelona, Valentine Z, Eggplant Island, Telviesul, Pazair, Waystar Fujiwara International, GPT-3, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Kastonvia, Kandorith, Ohiyo, New Lakemba, Oannia, Inspiratus, Sil Dorsett, Hops and Malt, and 105 others.Myrenia, 1 very fast endotarter, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Kwaj, El Guajuila, Pallaith, Ardonii, Tyirza, XD 2, North Bratislava, Xagill, Constantinolia, Doessay, Kranostav, Varisland, Hoppem, Wineclaw, Parpyduckland, Unshleepd, Wilkshire, Pinguioris, Loli County, Cobolica, Thought Obliteration, Zaldir, Sunto, Ilonan, Steampunk Ariel, Hippogriffia, Simone Republic, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, SORT, Dakota Territories, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Seanat, Filibustra, Maott, Intion North, Orado, La F, Imperial Pieserged, Plangainer, New Trisone, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, Omicron Persei V111, United States of Dictators, Rezonovia, Galbadiana, Clan Spaniel, Libertarianists States, Wisconsota, Sannius, Prevaland, Klodma, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Tape, Bardopia, Blyskalia, Kormisia, Nothing Of Value, Pinky Queen, Capablanca, Toilet Man, Omnistria, Banaus, Selfgradatude, Marganza, Sakupolis, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Testnation223, Scroplia, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Diodone, Unitarian Universalism, Smib, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Antiyard, Lefevrerismo, Guslantis, Sechiole, Paradeavenlisian States, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Twinbrook, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Choi Aeguka, Arstungry, Aekp, Alfenheim, Yokciq Empire, SteelFists, Neptunian Military Administration, Sankay, and The Marions.