The Empire of Guccistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mydina with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.678 billion Guccistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The powerhouse Guccistanian economy, worth 152 trillion Emers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,054 Emers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.

Guccistan is ranked 1,277^th in the world and 768^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 155 valid endorsements.