The Empire of Guastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Executor with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.777 billion Guastanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gua. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Guastani economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Guas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,472 Guas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No one knows how to tie a reef knot, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guastan's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.
Guastan is ranked 51,718th in the world and 22nd in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,583.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Guastan, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Guastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Guastan, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
