The Republic of Guardsman15 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.362 billion Guardsman15ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.

The Guardsman15ian economy, worth 175 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,119 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guardsman15's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guardsman15 is ranked 132,959^th in the world and 7,927^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.53 law-abiding acts per hour.