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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,022nd Most Primitive: 1,287th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,468th
The Blessed Confederation of
Right-wing Utopia
For God! For Glory! For Perfect Games!
Influence
Superpower
Steward of the Region and Defender of the Faith
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley

Population15.094 billion

CapitalThe Holy Bowling Alley's Basement
LeaderSir Matthew Hallett
FaithRomanicist Christianity

CurrencyBowling Ball
AnimalPhoenix

The Blessed Confederation of Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Matthew Hallett with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.094 billion Holy Bowlers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Bowling Alley's Basement. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The all-consuming Holy Bowler economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion Bowling Balls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,640 Bowling Balls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,816 per year while the poor average 16,303, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sir Matthew Hallett holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, Sir Matthew Hallett's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, and commemoration of the Great The Nation of Nations and Friends War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Romanicist Christianity.

Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley is ranked 15,802nd in the world and 2nd in The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,757.45 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,022ndMost Primitive: 1,287thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,468thTop
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Most Devout: 1,916thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,421stFattest Citizens: 4,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,562ndMost Avoided: 6,595thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,638thMost Influential: 7,906thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,000thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,355thHighest Economic Output: 8,482ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,748thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,277thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,711thMost Stationary: 11,680thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,543rdHighest Crime Rates: 15,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,223rd

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