The Most Graceful of Guardian of Gaia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spirit of Gaia with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.205 billion Gaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Environment, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Isle of Gaia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Gaian economy, worth 365 trillion Elements a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,695 Elements, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guardian of Gaia's national animal is the Golden Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gaia.

Guardian of Gaia is ranked 3,638^th in the world and 2^nd in Grace of Gaia for Most Primitive, scoring 154.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.