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Most Primitive: 5,453rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,313thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,572nd
The Most Graceful of
Those Who Would Desecrate The Land, Be Gone
Spirit of Gaia
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Guardian of Gaia

Population2.927 billion

CapitalThe Isle of Gaia
LeaderSpirit of Gaia

AnimalGolden Duck

The Most Graceful of Guardian of Gaia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Spirit of Gaia with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.927 billion Gaians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Isle of Gaia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Gaian economy, worth 126 trillion Elements a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,177 Elements, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the only things Gaians vote on are cutest Golden Duck competitions, the weather in The Isle of Gaia is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guardian of Gaia's national animal is the Golden Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gaia.

Guardian of Gaia is ranked 30,548th in the world and 1st in Grace of Gaia for Most Stationary, with 500.6074573888 Days.

Most Primitive: 5,453rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,313thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,572ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,439thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,300thHighest Crime Rates: 17,363rdHighest Drug Use: 18,862nd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the region

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