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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 107th Most Armed: 5,971st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,491st
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Guard Captain

Population3.743 billion

AnimalRoyal Sheep

The 5k Epic Hoarder of Guard Captain is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.743 billion Guard Captainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guard Captainian economy, worth 280 trillion Coins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 75,029 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Guard Captain, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Guard Captain's national animal is the Royal Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guard Captain is ranked 138,258th in the world and 1st in Rivercrest Guard for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 107thTop
Most Armed: 5,971stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,491st

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