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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 109th Most Armed: 5,757th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,011th
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Guard Captain

Population3.404 billion

CurrencyCoin
AnimalRoyal Sheep

The Epic Hoarder of Guard Captain is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.404 billion Guard Captainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guard Captainian economy, worth 255 trillion Coins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 75,029 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Guard Captain, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Guard Captain's national animal is the Royal Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guard Captain is ranked 29,447th in the world and 1st in Rivercrest Guard for Longest Average Lifespans, with 68.68 Years.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 109thTop
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Most Armed: 5,757thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,011th

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