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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,281stBest Weather: 1,301stMost Pacifist: 1,419th
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Guanabana

Population9.918 billion

CurrencyCoconut
AnimalCoconut-Crab

The People's Republic of Guanabana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.918 billion Guanabanans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guanabanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 204,015 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime is totally unknown. Guanabana's national animal is the Coconut-Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guanabana is ranked 241,050th in the world and 5,841st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -533.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,281stBest Weather: 1,301stMost Pacifist: 1,419thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,439thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,672ndNicest Citizens: 1,787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,798thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,884thMost Cultured: 2,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,352ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,645thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,016thHealthiest Citizens: 3,280thMost Developed: 3,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,500thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,520thSmartest Citizens: 3,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,377thMost Efficient Economies: 5,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,644thHighest Average Incomes: 6,332ndLargest Governments: 6,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,368thHighest Economic Output: 8,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,649thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,254thMost Stationary: 10,051stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,088thLowest Crime Rates: 11,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,247thTop
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Most Secular: 13,397thSafest: 13,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,891stMost Influential: 14,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,007thMost Income Equality: 16,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,780th
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Most Pacifist: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 94th in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 115th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionNudest: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 237th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 265th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 285th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 299th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 332nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionMost Secular: 360th in the regionSafest: 391st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 417th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 522nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guanabana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, Guanabana has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, the official Guanabanan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Guanabana, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.

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