The Republic of GU 87th Division is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.618 billion GU 87th Divisionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The GU 87th Divisionian economy, worth 50.3 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,091 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the GU 87th Division City skyline. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GU 87th Division's national animal is the elephant.

GU 87th Division is ranked 147,568^th in the world and 3^rd in Southwest Alabama for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,237.38 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.