The Most Serene Republic of GU 33rd Marine Battalion is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 931 million GU 33rd Marine Battalionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The GU 33rd Marine Battalionian economy, worth 46.2 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,586 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

GU 33rd Marine Battalionian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the might of the entire GU 33rd Marine Battalionian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GU 33rd Marine Battalion's national animal is the squirrel.

GU 33rd Marine Battalion is ranked 142,111^th in the world and 2^nd in What on earth is this8 for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,604.87 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.