The Jingoistic States of GU 28th Marine Battalion is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 962 million GU 28th Marine Battalionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The GU 28th Marine Battalionian economy, worth 38.7 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,245 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GU 28th Marine Battalion's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

GU 28th Marine Battalion is ranked 186,304^th in the world and 7^th in Robloxia for Most Patriotic, with 7.51 flags saluted per person per day.