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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 717th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,379th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,595th
The Peoples Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Muahahahahahaha
Old Grumpy Leader
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Grumpystan

Population12.056 billion

CapitalGrumpystan City
LeaderOld Grumpy Leader
FaithGrumpianism

CurrencyGrone
AnimalGrump

The Peoples Democratic Republic of Grumpystan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Old Grumpy Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.056 billion Grumpystanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grumpystan City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Grumpystanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,256 trillion Grones a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,160 Grones, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The doctor has cold hands, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grumpystan's national animal is the Grump, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grumpianism.

Grumpystan is ranked 137,782nd in the world and 4,702nd in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 52.01 Years.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 717thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,379thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,595thMost Secular: 1,841stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,293rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,319thLargest Governments: 2,493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,596thLargest Black Market: 2,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,624thNudest: 3,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,908thHighest Economic Output: 5,094thHighest Average Incomes: 6,835thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,998thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,825thMost Influential: 9,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,704thSmartest Citizens: 11,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,400thMost Stationary: 13,563rdMost Authoritarian: 14,097th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 193rd in the regionNudest: 211th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 319th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 429th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 536th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 550th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 550th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grumpystan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
  • : Grumpystan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Grumpystan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Grumpystan endorsed Akillianbalder.
  • : Grumpystan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Grumpystan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Grumpystan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II".
  • : Grumpystan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Grumpystan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Grumpystan was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Royal Kingdom of Ni.

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