The High Principality of Groszhamlach-Knetteraschen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kommissarin Gerhild Foerstner with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.458 billion Groszhamlachers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knetteräschen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Groszhamlacher economy, worth 475 trillion Guldiners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,678 Guldiners, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, Kommissarin Gerhild Foerstner's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBGK Governor goes house hunting, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Groszhamlach-Knetteraschen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groszhamlach-Knetteraschen's national animal is the red deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Knetteräschen.

Groszhamlach-Knetteraschen is ranked 290,085^th in the world and 123^rd in The Hole To Hide In for Most Secular, with 8.83 Atheism Rate.