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Highest Poor Incomes: 53rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st
The Galactic Socialist Imperium of
Corrupt Dictatorship
One People, One Grovietnam, One God - Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.84 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderThe Dragon Emperor
FaithImperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dragon Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.84 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 7,759 trillion Grossvietnam Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 655,361 Grossvietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Grossvietnam have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam.

Grossvietnam is ranked 146,430th in the world and 3,669th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,089.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 53rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Information Technology Sector: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thLargest Black Market: 213thMost Patriotic: 242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 309thLargest Agricultural Sector: 355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 464thMost Armed: 513thMost Corrupt Governments: 690thSmartest Citizens: 752ndMost Secular: 756thLargest Governments: 759thMost Efficient Economies: 866thMost Subsidized Industry: 939thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,236thMost Developed: 1,257thHighest Economic Output: 1,299thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,469thLowest Crime Rates: 1,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,922ndMost Influential: 2,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,294thRudest Citizens: 2,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,804thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,995thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,512thHighest Food Quality: 3,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,700thHealthiest Citizens: 3,826thMost Inclusive: 3,852ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,212thLargest Retail Industry: 5,227thMost Cultured: 7,163rdMost Stationary: 11,835thTop
Best Weather: 17,980thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,082ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,379thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28,313th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Inclusive: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 174th in the regionMost Cultured: 192nd in the regionLargest Populations: 253rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 528th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 560th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 711th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 751st in the region

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