by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd
The Galactic Socialist Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.194 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderThe Dragon Emperor
FaithImperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dragon Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.194 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 4,777 trillion Grossvietnam Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 583,013 Grossvietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam.

Grossvietnam is ranked 1,800th in the world and 42nd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,465.08 on the Edu-tellignce Test Score.

Highest Poor Incomes: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 169thHighest Average Incomes: 175thMost Patriotic: 326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 336thLargest Black Market: 341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 496thMost Armed: 644thMost Subsidized Industry: 709thMost Efficient Economies: 749thMost Corrupt Governments: 840thLargest Governments: 924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,036thSmartest Citizens: 1,145thMost Developed: 1,454thMost Secular: 1,628thMost Influential: 1,648thLowest Crime Rates: 1,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,812thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,056thRudest Citizens: 2,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,352ndHighest Economic Output: 2,418thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,100thMost Inclusive: 3,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,631stHighest Food Quality: 3,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,078thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,156thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,328thHealthiest Citizens: 6,893rdMost Cultured: 7,717thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,553rdMost Stationary: 14,946thHighest Drug Use: 22,879thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,017th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 98th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Stationary: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 316th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 467th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 680th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 688th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 792nd in the regionBest Weather: 831st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Grossvietnam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Grossvietnam endorsed The Kingdom of Thurland.
  • : Grossvietnam was endorsed by The Kingdom of Thurland.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » The Death Syndicate, Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, Wiranath, Talitoa, Headpat Central, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, H-Zhena, Dreamersistan, The Solar Ottomans, Axdel, Brotherland, Imperial Akatsuki, Kangarawa, A Slanted Black Stripe, VW53Aland, Lyontisia, Amjedia, Rhealaliit, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wanabe, Bai Lung, Drunken Seal Islands, CopyCato, ReeK, Elejamie, Freedom Fascists, Lanagon, Kelsyth, Kaigi, Unger under over, The Empire of Rijelv, Hizuru, Roliganistan, Propwash, Adavan, Kucia, Pekweng, New Leganes, Mundiferrum, Dragonia, Kriov, Tshana, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, The Green Blade, Joundia, Impia Aghte, Aeljae, Kublam, and 131 others.Enlil, Slys Paws, Federated States of Zootron, Abtracnt, Zang0, Ridann, Lantros, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Servants of Gizmo, Davinhia, East Malaysia, Trimmania, Marrabuk, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Tawuse, Am Echad, Plazland, Taurora, Kilkire, Kalaratri, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Under Upper Antartica, Merlovich, Barfleur, FreedomIand, Ripsylvania, Freedomindia, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Khadah, Distro-Spartica, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Cellar Doors, Stellar Colonies, Layngderfleethe, ArenaC, Debluu, Sunsistan, Gunov, Oofery, Coruh, Acronis, Wallenburg, Dravida India, Modra, Zeiberland, Tassirion, Sheelberite, CheeseBurrito, Azureano, From New World, Volinovia, Rabarbarys, Cacnesia, Empire of Dabiristan, Juliania Secundus, Zidium, Eastern Alksearia, Argentianworkslasia, North Bernia, Jove Mahmo, Dannemarie, Kavanos, Technocratic Tagalog, Capitalist Golborne, Wakeopolis, Fellon, Vessarlian, Spiruvania, Pirnovo, LibRight Libertarianism, New Era states, Cafe Hell, Tennabroch, Aquyia, Fuflix workers union, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Northern Celavon, Konneticut, Preat, Aivintis, Russian Ducks, YSG Hermitcraft, Blobbo, Greater Lessville, ReReReRepublic, Fanderia, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Lilisk, Formaro, Sandboxford, The Atlae Isles, Saint Richelieu, Vuclen, Yossito II, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, British Calradia, Alemannian Empire, Seratiago, Edwardsport, Gallisers, Juangpen, Dryzia, Victornya, Nereua, EmpireBR, Canadian Technocrats, Graumetia, Sasou, Cappedore, Conqerica, Viperblitz, Kandorith, Republoslavia, MikGonnia, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Der-nederlanden, Stoner Rica, West Yamamachi, Talakra, and Thurland.

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