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Population32.56 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.56 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,374 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 257,187 gold schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, the government seizes all major gold finds, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 167,830th in the world and 114th in International Democratic Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.3 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 170thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 523rdHighest Economic Output: 537thMost Cheerful Citizens: 564thSmartest Citizens: 734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 946thLeast Corrupt Governments: 981stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,034thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,089thLargest Populations: 1,120thMost Influential: 1,158thMost Cultured: 1,271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,550thNicest Citizens: 1,570thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,713thHighest Crime Rates: 1,932ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,256thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,263rdMost Developed: 2,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,418thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,467thHighest Average Incomes: 2,700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,210thMost Inclusive: 5,321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,885thHealthiest Citizens: 5,996thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,851stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,044thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,051stMost Stationary: 11,111thNudest: 12,883rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,573rdMost Politically Free: 14,076thMost Efficient Economies: 14,647thLargest Black Market: 15,037th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

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