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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 295thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 497thLargest Publishing Industry: 516th
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Population34.373 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.373 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,568 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,267 gold schnauzermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 188,455th in the world and 94th in International Democratic Union for Most Authoritarian, with 266.59 milliStalins.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 295thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 497thLargest Publishing Industry: 516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 590thHighest Economic Output: 604thSmartest Citizens: 798thLeast Corrupt Governments: 989thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,077thLargest Populations: 1,094thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,135thMost Influential: 1,224thMost Cultured: 1,288thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,627thNicest Citizens: 1,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,955thLargest Mining Sector: 1,975thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,421stMost Developed: 2,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,695thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,784thHighest Average Incomes: 3,421stMost Inclusive: 5,848thHealthiest Citizens: 6,117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,776thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,190thMost Stationary: 9,875thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,093rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,076thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,341stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,645thMost Efficient Economies: 15,896thLargest Retail Industry: 18,145thMost Secular: 20,988th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

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