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Smartest Citizens: 415th Largest Publishing Industry: 449th Most Cheerful Citizens: 558th
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The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Kinderlieb III with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.567 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 6,421 trillion schnauzermarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,693 schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Grosseschnauzer is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 148,632nd in the world and 65th in International Democratic Union for Most Devout, with 7.16 Prayers Per Hour.

Smartest Citizens: 415thLargest Publishing Industry: 449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 558thHighest Economic Output: 576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 616thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 718thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 785thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 979thMost Cultured: 1,056thNicest Citizens: 1,199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,203rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,244thLargest Populations: 1,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,495thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,852ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,053rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,060thHighest Average Incomes: 2,323rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,373rdMost Developed: 2,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,935thMost Influential: 3,085thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,095thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,995thHealthiest Citizens: 6,010thMost Inclusive: 7,916thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,158thLargest Black Market: 11,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,907th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the region

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