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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 311thLargest Publishing Industry: 493rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 493rd
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Population36.576 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.576 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,896 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,227 gold schnauzermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 29,453rd in the world and 52nd in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,266.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 311thLargest Publishing Industry: 493rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 493rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 586thHighest Economic Output: 691stSmartest Citizens: 857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,014thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,047thLargest Populations: 1,053rdMost Influential: 1,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,087thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,215thMost Cultured: 1,323rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,888thNicest Citizens: 1,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,166thTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,587thHighest Crime Rates: 2,680thMost Developed: 2,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,833rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,156thHighest Average Incomes: 3,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,374thHealthiest Citizens: 6,418thMost Inclusive: 6,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,708thMost Stationary: 8,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,653rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,598thMost Efficient Economies: 16,850thLargest Retail Industry: 19,319thMost Secular: 20,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,599thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,005thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,720th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the region

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