Smartest Citizens: 406th Largest Publishing Industry: 466th Largest Information Technology Sector: 549th
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The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Kinderlieb III with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.317 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 6,360 trillion schnauzermarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,693 schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Grosseschnauzer is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 162,867th in the world and 93rd in International Democratic Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -40.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Smartest Citizens: 406thLargest Publishing Industry: 466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 549thHighest Economic Output: 571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 575thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 752ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 774thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 944thMost Cultured: 1,012thNicest Citizens: 1,172ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,183rdLargest Populations: 1,300thLargest Mining Sector: 1,373rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,506thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,027thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,336thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,556thMost Developed: 2,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,879thHighest Crime Rates: 2,960thMost Influential: 3,327thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,967thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,052ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,240thHealthiest Citizens: 6,288thMost Inclusive: 7,519thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,592ndLargest Black Market: 12,460thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,664th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the region

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