Most Beautiful Environments: 937th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,109th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,266th
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.487 billion Grosse-merdeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 138 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 8,406 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Grosse-merdeans's kindness, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 159,077th in the world and 1st in The Grand Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28.53 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 937thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,266thBest Weather: 2,711thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,910thHealthiest Citizens: 4,120thLargest Populations: 5,357thSmartest Citizens: 6,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,896thLargest Governments: 7,555thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,503rdMost Secular: 10,281stLowest Crime Rates: 10,909thMost Cultured: 11,825thMost Income Equality: 12,790thSafest: 13,067thMost Pacifist: 13,266thMost Inclusive: 13,364th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Grosse-merdeans's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, public shaming is the bedrock of Grosse-merdean society.
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, voting is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Grosse-merde City Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.

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