by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 370th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,262nd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,025th
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Merde
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Grosse-merde

Population18.614 billion

LeaderMoudole SuprÍme

Currencymerde
Animalmerde

The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.614 billion Grosse-merdeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Grosse-merdean economy, worth 812 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,670 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, children are raised bilingual from an early age, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 61,630th in the world and 1st in The Grand Alliance for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.29 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 370thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,262ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,378thBest Weather: 2,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,971stHealthiest Citizens: 3,167thLargest Populations: 4,525thSafest: 5,879thSmartest Citizens: 7,030thMost Cultured: 7,494thTop
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Most Secular: 9,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,605thLargest Governments: 13,035thLowest Crime Rates: 13,820thHighest Economic Output: 14,487thMost Inclusive: 15,565th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, t-shirts displaying a photo of Moudole SuprÍme performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.

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