by Max Barry

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,263rd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,255th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,443rd
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.567 billion Grosse-merdeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 254 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,515 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, Grosse-merdeans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grosse-merde is ranked 56,011th in the world and 1st in The Grand Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 0.32 Stalins.

Most Beautiful Environments: 1,263rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,443rdBest Weather: 2,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,171stHealthiest Citizens: 3,274thLargest Populations: 4,720thMost Secular: 6,462ndSafest: 7,400thTop
Smartest Citizens: 7,837thMost Cultured: 9,514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,148thMost Pacifist: 11,050th

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