The Groot of Groot is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Groot with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.098 billion Groot have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groot. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Groot economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Groots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,236 Groots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, Groot seems to wear red a lot these days, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Groot's national animal is the Groot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Groot is ranked 36,611th in the world and 20th in One big Island for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,412.67 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Groot, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, Groot seems to wear red a lot these days.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Groot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Groot, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
