The Groot of Groot is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Groot with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 14.609 billion Groot have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groot. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Groot economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Groots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,051 Groots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Groot's hospitals, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groot's national animal is the Groot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Groot is ranked 37,791^st in the world and 13^th in One big Island for Largest Governments, scoring 20.32 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.