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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,764th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,354th Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,149th
The Groot of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I am Groot.
Groot
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Groot

Population10.304 billion

CapitalGroot
LeaderGroot

CurrencyGroot
AnimalGroot

The Groot of Groot is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Groot with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.304 billion Groot have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groot. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The powerhouse Groot economy, worth 995 trillion Groots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,660 Groots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Groot's national animal is the Groot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Groot is ranked 132,459th in the world and 30th in One big Island for Fattest Citizens, with 8.77 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,764thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,149thHighest Economic Output: 14,179thNicest Citizens: 14,226thMost Inclusive: 14,731stMost Influential: 15,217thMost Average: 15,362ndMost Pacifist: 16,629th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Groot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Groot, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.

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