by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,409thMost Devout: 6,405th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory to the Griffin!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Griffin Order

Population3.903 billion

CapitalКоготь
LeaderИмператор Николас
FaithВера в Эльрата

CurrencyLegionary Credit
AnimalГрифон

The Holy Empire of Griffin Order is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Император Николас with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.903 billion Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Коготь. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Griffin Orderian economy, worth 531 trillion Legionary Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,224 Legionary Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed Грифонball players cannot remember their lineup position, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Griffin Order's national animal is the Грифон, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Вера в Эльрата.

Griffin Order is ranked 10,432nd in the world and 2nd in Allied States of New Contactia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,857.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,409thMost Devout: 6,405thLowest Crime Rates: 9,012thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,432ndSafest: 10,639thHealthiest Citizens: 11,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,788thMost Developed: 12,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,238thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,073rdMost Patriotic: 13,512thMost Conservative: 13,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,620thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,921stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,541stLargest Governments: 15,707thMost Efficient Economies: 16,099thMost Cultured: 16,899thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,547thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,300thSmartest Citizens: 19,654thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,693rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,925thBest Weather: 21,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,459thHighest Food Quality: 21,733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,859thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,110th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, concussed Грифонball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Griffin Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Griffin Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, the endangered saltwater humpback Грифон is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, for 25 Legionary Credits tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, prank shows are so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Griffin Order, one can walk from one side of Коготь to the other without setting foot on Griffin Orderian soil.

More...

Report