The Free Land of Grianal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Green Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.457 billion Grianalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glada. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Grianalian economy, worth 228 trillion leephs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,422 leephs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, The Green Council's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grianal's national animal is the vole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grianal is ranked 11,023^rd in the world and 341^st in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.12 bananas ingested per day.