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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 298th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 453rd Most Rebellious Youth: 546th
The Sleeping Cats of
Left-Leaning College State
How fortunate the man with none
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greybrow

Population26.686 billion

LeaderGrey One

Currencynone
Animalsleeping cat

The Sleeping Cats of Greybrow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grey One with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.686 billion Sleepyheadcats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Sleepy economy, worth a remarkable 7,111 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 266,503 nones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 847,659 per year while the poor average 63,789, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greybrow's national animal is the sleeping cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greybrow is ranked 298th in the world and 9th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,976.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 298thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 546thHighest Economic Output: 649thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 846thHighest Disposable Incomes: 867thMost Armed: 906thHighest Crime Rates: 979thMost Influential: 1,005thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,105thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,136thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,815thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,857thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,962ndRudest Citizens: 2,156thLargest Populations: 2,206thHighest Average Incomes: 2,256thSmartest Citizens: 2,497thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,874thBest Weather: 3,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,467thHealthiest Citizens: 4,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,598thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,308thMost Developed: 6,851stLargest Retail Industry: 7,106thLargest Black Market: 7,180thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,382ndTop
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Most Secular: 9,135thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,367thNudest: 11,247th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Greybrow was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Southern Kodiaks, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Greybrow was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of United Kodiaks, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Greybrow was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Southern Kodiaks, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Greybrow was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Colony of Western Kodiaks, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Greybrow was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Southern Kodiaks, curing 1 million infected.

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