The People's Republic of Grey Tokelau General Government is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 585 million Grey Tokelauans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Grey Tokelauan economy, worth 6.49 trillion NZ Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 11,098 NZ Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, Grey Tokelauan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grey Tokelau General Government's national animal is the Loggerhead Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Grey Tokelau General Government is ranked 51,186^th in the world and 1^st in Grey Tokelau for Most Extreme, scoring 31.29 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.