The Paradise of Grey Haven of Tauraucania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Serafim Tibúrcio da Costa with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate population of 1.769 billion Tauraucanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhuaçu. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tauraucanese economy, worth 226 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,164 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Tauraucanese politicians, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, major cities run on potato batteries, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grey Haven of Tauraucania's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coffee.

Grey Haven of Tauraucania is ranked 143,557^th in the world and 5,119^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.79 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.