The Indivisible Republic of Grenopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by ommukikerá ńekapi moaq and taire tīlaq with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.028 billion tellakoan are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cotajromm. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient koan economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion taizojs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 183,709 taizojs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over ommukikerá ńekapi moaq and taire tīlaq's questionably sane new coalition partners, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown. Grenopia's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tállulloi.

Grenopia is ranked 2,387^th in the world and 4^th in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,480.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.