Population | 9.09 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | parrot |
The Republic of Greentree Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and public floggings. The devout population of 9.09 billion Greentree Islandsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.
The strong Greentree Islandsian economy, worth 484 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,298 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greentree Islands's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Greentree Islands is ranked 83,438th in the world and 21st in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greentree Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Greentree Islands's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Greentree Islands's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : Greentree Islands's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Greentree Islands relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Greentree Islands's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Greentree Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Greentree Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Greentree Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Greentree Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.