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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 65th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We've been touched by His noodly appendage
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

GreenJackets

Population25.009 billion

Leaderthe Flying Spaghetti Monster

CurrencyShag
Animalpig

The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.009 billion RGJ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth an astonishing 11,597 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 463,736 Shags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,001,546 per year while the poor average 68,445, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to GreenJackets City to enjoy their national art, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 710th in the world and 26th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 215.36 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 65thHighest Economic Output: 188thFattest Citizens: 197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 241stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252ndHighest Average Incomes: 256thLargest Mining Sector: 271stLargest Retail Industry: 281stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 286thMost Avoided: 290thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rdRudest Citizens: 362ndLargest Insurance Industry: 362ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 416thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 440thLargest Publishing Industry: 442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 451stMost Armed: 483rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 506thSmartest Citizens: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 780thHighest Crime Rates: 788thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,279thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,786thLargest Black Market: 5,886thMost Secular: 7,443rdMost Cultured: 8,443rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,154thMost Efficient Economies: 14,783rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 282nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 330th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 352nd in the regionMost Cultured: 390th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : GreenJackets was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Old Lazarus King of Killer Kitty, infecting 1,048 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : GreenJackets changed its national motto to "We've been touched by His noodly appendage".
  • : GreenJackets altered its national flag.

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