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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,940thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,795th
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Disgraced: This name was soiled by a former nation.
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Green Tombstone

Population1.013 billion



The Boneyard Button of Green Tombstone is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.013 billion Cadavers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cemetary. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The powerhouse Deceased economy, worth 78.5 trillion Graves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 77,488 Graves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, ill and injured visitors in Green Tombstone have to walk it off until they return home, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Tombstone's national animal is the Skeleton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Green Tombstone is ranked 43,625th in the world and 35th in First World Order for Most Beautiful Environments, with 683.34 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,940thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,189thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,795thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,026thMost Devout: 17,649th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the region

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