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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,021stMost Influential: 9,347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,244th
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Green Groves

Population362 million

CapitalThe Citadel

CurrencyBoolet
AnimalAnaconda

The Federal Republic of Green Groves is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 362 million Green Grovesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The thriving Green Grovesian economy, worth 30.1 trillion Boolets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,090 Boolets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Groves's national animal is the Anaconda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green Groves is ranked 34,085th in the world and 958th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 12,244thMost Inclusive: 13,066thMost Secular: 16,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,603rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,728thNicest Citizens: 21,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,688th
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Most Inclusive: 472nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionMost Secular: 570th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 613th in the regionMost Influential: 663rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 715th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 731st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 738th in the regionNicest Citizens: 787th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 817th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.
  • : Following new legislation in Green Groves, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Green Groves voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Green Groves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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