The Federal Republic of Green Groves is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 362 million Green Grovesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The thriving Green Grovesian economy, worth 30.1 trillion Boolets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,090 Boolets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Groves's national animal is the Anaconda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green Groves is ranked 34,085^th in the world and 958^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.