The United States of Green Bay and Wisconsin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.505 billion Green Bay and Wisconsinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Green Bay and Wisconsinian economy, worth 456 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,643 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,736 per year while the poor average 3,362, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Green Bay and Wisconsin's national animal is the Badger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Green Bay and Wisconsin is ranked 287,346^th in the world and 4^th in The Moonlight Battle Born for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.12 law-abiding acts per hour.