by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,291stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,844th
The United Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Ελευθερία ή θάνατος.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population50 million

CurrencyGreek Euro
AnimalGreek Lynx

The United Kingdom of Greeklandia is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Greeklandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Greeklandian economy, worth 2.87 trillion Greek Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,346 Greek Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,728 per year while the poor average 10,328, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greeklandia's national animal is the Greek Lynx, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Greeklandia is ranked 40,968th in the world and 932nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 14.43 Obesity Rate.

Largest Gambling Industry: 5,324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,291stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,844thLeast Corrupt Governments: 30,398th
Largest Gambling Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 426th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 566th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 678th in the regionRudest Citizens: 764th in the regionFattest Citizens: 932nd in the region

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