The Private-Owned State of Greeces bank is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Justinian Francois Komnenos with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.394 billion Greek Bankers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of νέος Κωνσταντινούπολη. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Greeces bankian economy, worth 762 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 224,516 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,211,301 per year while the poor average 21,595, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

There's a big brother in every prison, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greeces bank's national animal is the Alligators, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Euroastrianism.

Greeces bank is ranked 26,069^th in the world and 57^th in The Western Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.