The Incorporated States of Greckland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wes Greckington with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.259 billion Grecklanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greckington Capital District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The all-consuming Greckleran economy, worth a remarkable 2,242 trillion Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,420 Talons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,557 per year while the poor average 14,630, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Greckland, and future leaders of Greckland regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greckland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greckianism.

Greckland is ranked 8,288^th in the world and 2^nd in Grecklandia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 93,527.86 Standard Monetary Units.