The Perpetual fighters of GreatOceania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Party with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.839 billion Oceanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Oceanian economy, worth 567 trillion Oceanian Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,127 Oceanian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace, and cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreatOceania's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is compulsory atheism.

GreatOceania is ranked 71,226^th in the world and 13^th in The Glorious Evolution for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,348.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.