The Perpetual fighters of GreatOceania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Party with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.41 billion Oceanians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Oceanian economy, worth 527 trillion Oceanian Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,527 Oceanian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace, and cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreatOceania's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is compulsory atheism.

GreatOceania is ranked 78,100^th in the world and 18^th in The Glorious Evolution for Smartest Citizens, with 37.32 quips per hour.