The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.875 billion Greatest pimpsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,614 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 331,962 smackers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, the Parrot stadiums are open 24/7, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 51,733^rd in the world and 22^nd in The Amaranthine Isles for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,659.09 on the Hickory Productivity Index.