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Rudest Citizens: 1,519thLargest Retail Industry: 2,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,307th
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Greatest pimps

Population4.376 billion

Capitalbackhand city
Leadergrand pimp
Faithmarijuanahism

Currencysmackers
AnimalHoe

The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.376 billion Greatest pimpsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth 908 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,595 smackers, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, requests for password resets peak during election season, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Hoe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 96,703rd in the world and 76th in New Western Empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,442.15 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,519thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,307thFattest Citizens: 3,678thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,925thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,848thLargest Black Market: 4,931stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,928thHighest Average Incomes: 6,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,070thMost Efficient Economies: 7,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,471stMost Patriotic: 10,594thTop
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Most Cultured: 10,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,120thMost Armed: 11,454thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,462ndSmartest Citizens: 14,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,685thLargest Governments: 15,636thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,664thMost Devout: 16,950thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,403rdLargest Gambling Industry: 19,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,305thHighest Economic Output: 21,326th
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greatest pimps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Greatest pimps was endorsed by The Republic of Runegeist.
  • : Greatest pimps voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Factory Farming Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, requests for password resets peak during election season.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Greatest pimps was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Greatest pimps voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".

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