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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th Most Primitive: 609th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,234th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Greater Chernobyl but greater
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Greatest Chernobyl

Population3.428 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalswan

The Republic of Greatest Chernobyl is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.428 billion Greatest Chernobylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greatest Chernobylian economy, worth 265 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,491 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest swan hunting institutions, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and swans that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime is a problem. Greatest Chernobyl's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greatest Chernobyl is ranked 167,776th in the world and 7,275th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -231.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thMost Primitive: 609thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,234thBest Weather: 6,500thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,445thLargest Black Market: 12,181st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 303rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 487th in the regionMost Stationary: 570th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 610th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 700th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, swans that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest swan hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls.
  • : Greatest Chernobyl was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Greatest Chernobyl's influence in Balder rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, builders across Greatest Chernobyl are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.

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