The Luck Christmas of GreaterOhio is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by wah with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.014 billion GreaterOhioans, 1.768 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GreaterColumbus. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient GreaterOhioan economy, worth 588 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,581 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, a video of Wah wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreaterOhio's national animal is the capitalist pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

GreaterOhio is ranked 231,513^th in the world and 4^th in The Greater Reigon for Most Secular, with 14.44 Atheism Rate.