The Luck Christmas of GreaterMexico is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Chaffee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.18 billion Better Beaners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holocaust City. The average income tax rate is 76.6%.

The all-consuming A Beaner economy, worth 233 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,128 Gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreaterMexico's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nuh uh we don't do all that.

GreaterMexico is ranked 72,110^th in the world and 3^rd in The Greater Reigon for Nudest, with 189.25 cheeks per square mile.