by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 622nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 634th Rudest Citizens: 665th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population4.255 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.255 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 812 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 190,892 Texas Redbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,178,833 per year while the poor average 13,401, a ratio of 88.0 to 1.

Greater United Texas successfully hosted the Texas Olympics, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 42,217th in the world and 67th in Texas for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,012.1 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 622ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 634thRudest Citizens: 665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 933rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,171stFattest Citizens: 1,205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,233rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,308thMost Armed: 1,494thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,983rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,398thMost Avoided: 2,478thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,522ndMost Influential: 3,218thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,853rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,299thHighest Drug Use: 4,751stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,444thMost Devout: 5,977thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,189thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,372ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,420thHighest Average Incomes: 6,559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,958thMost Pro-Market: 8,000thMost Efficient Economies: 8,209thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,529thTop
Most Politically Free: 9,385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,749thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,626thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,972ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,920thLargest Mining Sector: 17,289thHighest Economic Output: 17,353rd
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the region

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