by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 640thLargest Retail Industry: 817thRudest Citizens: 897th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population5.944 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.944 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 192,038 Texas Redbacks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 983,215 per year while the poor average 20,594, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 48,503rd in the world and 92nd in Texas for Most Developed, scoring 62.05 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 640thLargest Retail Industry: 817thRudest Citizens: 897thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,162ndFattest Citizens: 1,191stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,213thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,242ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,311thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,424thMost Avoided: 2,457thMost Armed: 2,495thHighest Drug Use: 2,605thMost Influential: 2,691stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,834thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,790thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,107thMost Devout: 6,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,600thHighest Average Incomes: 6,954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,966thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,761stMost Efficient Economies: 10,016thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,012thMost Politically Free: 11,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,351stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,641stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,494thHighest Economic Output: 13,577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,933rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,361stMost Pro-Market: 15,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,773rdLargest Mining Sector: 17,777th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the region

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