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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 726th Largest Retail Industry: 898th Rudest Citizens: 988th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population2.814 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.814 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 505 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 179,574 Texas Redbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 938,557 per year while the poor average 18,463, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Greater United Texas's mid-life crisis, one does not simply walk into the tundra, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 116,718th in the world and 112th in Texas for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 390.76 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 726thLargest Retail Industry: 898thRudest Citizens: 988thFattest Citizens: 1,440thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,523rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,570thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,663rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,801stMost Armed: 2,020thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,379thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,494thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,848thMost Avoided: 3,006thMost Influential: 3,745thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,194thMost Devout: 5,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,385thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,562ndMost Pro-Market: 7,013thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,021stHighest Average Incomes: 7,520thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,721stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,874thHighest Drug Use: 8,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,659thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,737thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,982ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,395thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,729thMost Efficient Economies: 14,010th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

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