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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 742nd Rudest Citizens: 943rd Largest Retail Industry: 953rd
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population3.151 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.151 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 557 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 176,992 Texas Redbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 947,264 per year while the poor average 17,317, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, the justice of Greater United Texas is considered superior to that of other nations, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 2,565th in the world and 10th in Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 11,206.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 742ndRudest Citizens: 943rdLargest Retail Industry: 953rdFattest Citizens: 1,471stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,556thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,603rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,668thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,822ndMost Armed: 2,067thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,565thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,149thMost Avoided: 3,351stMost Influential: 3,586thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,240thMost Devout: 5,380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,383rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,837thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,959thMost Pro-Market: 7,169thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,261stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,002ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,748thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,397thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,511thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,705thMost Politically Free: 12,999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,120thMost Efficient Economies: 14,361st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the region

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