by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 685thLargest Retail Industry: 971stRudest Citizens: 1,210th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population7.569 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.569 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 186,307 Texas Redbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 200,526th in the world and 144th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 685thLargest Retail Industry: 971stRudest Citizens: 1,210thFattest Citizens: 1,272ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,302ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,535thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,571stHighest Crime Rates: 1,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,981stTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,670thMost Influential: 2,865thMost Avoided: 3,074thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,051stMost Armed: 4,557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,975thMost Devout: 7,050thHighest Average Incomes: 7,746thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,206thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,162ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,681stHighest Economic Output: 11,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,552ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,558thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,328thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,906thMost Politically Free: 20,296thMost Cultured: 20,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,590thSmartest Citizens: 21,000thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,495thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,530th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the region

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