by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 730th Largest Retail Industry: 870th Rudest Citizens: 911th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population2.45 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.45 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 434 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,541 Texas Redbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,006,572 per year while the poor average 15,310, a ratio of 65.7 to 1.

It is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 162,531st in the world and 145th in Texas for Most Inclusive, scoring 15.82 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 730thLargest Retail Industry: 870thRudest Citizens: 911thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,449thFattest Citizens: 1,483rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,567thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,685thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,857thMost Armed: 2,146thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,534thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,696thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,023rdMost Avoided: 3,189thMost Influential: 4,158thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,095thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,344thMost Devout: 5,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,620thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,492ndMost Pro-Market: 6,571stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,792ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,870thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,220thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 9,032ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,415thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,024thHighest Drug Use: 10,335thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,912thMost Efficient Economies: 15,456thLargest Mining Sector: 16,903rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the region

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