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Largest Retail Industry: 875th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 998th Rudest Citizens: 1,656th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population1.762 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.762 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 276 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 156,911 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 523,126 per year while the poor average 35,042, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The Great Greater United Texas Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, disaster victims are viewed with disdain, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 3,065th in the world and 8th in Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 10,583.05 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 875thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 998thRudest Citizens: 1,656thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,221stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,065thHighest Crime Rates: 3,379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,448thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,529thMost Avoided: 4,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,073rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,565thMost Armed: 4,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,847thMost Influential: 6,037thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,043rdMost Devout: 6,047thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,948thHighest Average Incomes: 10,779thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,235thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,796thHighest Drug Use: 12,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,005thMost Pro-Market: 15,026thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,086thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,119th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

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