by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 559th Rudest Citizens: 583rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 626th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population3.921 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.921 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 749 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,053 Texas Redbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,345,416 per year while the poor average 9,188, a ratio of 146 to 1.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and Greater United Texas successfully hosted the Texas Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 16,798th in the world and 35th in Texas for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 283.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 559thRudest Citizens: 583rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 626thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 701stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,170thFattest Citizens: 1,183rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,241stHighest Crime Rates: 1,282ndMost Armed: 1,461stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,959thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,457thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,467thMost Avoided: 2,474thMost Influential: 3,287thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,827thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,376thHighest Drug Use: 4,713thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,895thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,302ndMost Devout: 5,812thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,271stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,308thHighest Average Incomes: 6,441stMost Pro-Market: 6,450thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,617thMost Efficient Economies: 8,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,508thTop
Most Politically Free: 9,364thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,694thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,826thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,615thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,789thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,493rdMost Extreme: 14,315thLargest Mining Sector: 16,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,798th
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the region

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