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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 696thLargest Retail Industry: 945thRudest Citizens: 1,046th
The Lone Star Republic of
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas
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Greater United Texas

Population6.958 billion

LeaderGreg Abbott
FaithCowboy Church Christianity

CurrencyTexas Redback
AnimalNine-Banded Armadillo

The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Greg Abbott with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.958 billion Texans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Texas Redbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 191,118 Texas Redbacks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 926,508 per year while the poor average 22,820, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater United Texas's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cowboy Church Christianity.

Greater United Texas is ranked 7,180th in the world and 18th in Texas for Highest Average Incomes, with 191,118.4 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 696thLargest Retail Industry: 945thRudest Citizens: 1,046thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,172ndFattest Citizens: 1,243rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,289thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,315thHighest Crime Rates: 1,461stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,932ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,515thMost Avoided: 2,623rdHighest Drug Use: 2,724thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,735thMost Influential: 2,778thMost Armed: 2,868thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,094thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,128thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,950thMost Devout: 6,570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,930thHighest Average Incomes: 7,180thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,294thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,429thMost Efficient Economies: 10,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,624thHighest Economic Output: 12,273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 15,264thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,152ndMost Politically Free: 16,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,140thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,139thMost Cultured: 20,500th
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the region

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