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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,294thMost Avoided: 7,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,381st
The Harp of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Roll up for the mystery tour
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Greater Uiopia

Population5.723 billion

CapitalTypingtonia
LeaderAsdf
FaithCultism

Currencytype
Animalkiller

The Harp of Greater Uiopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Asdf with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.723 billion Greater Uiopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typingtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.1%.

The powerhouse Greater Uiopian economy, worth 688 trillion types a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 120,311 types, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Uiopia's national animal is the killer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cultism.

Greater Uiopia is ranked 334,410th in the world and 31st in Chessboard for Nicest Citizens, with 0.31 average smiles per day.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,294thMost Avoided: 7,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,655thMost Patriotic: 10,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,727thLargest Mining Sector: 14,720thMost Conservative: 14,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,425thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,252ndLargest Black Market: 18,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,117thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,680th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Uiopia's influence in Chessboard rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Greater Uiopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, all music has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, children keel over while singing "Asdf Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Uiopia, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Asdf day after day.

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